100 ways to pass time in boreing class.........

1. Devise a secret code with your friends then hand in the homework in that code
2. Continually ask questions so that the professor can’t give homework
3. Answer the teacher’s questions in slow motion
4. Answer questions only with one word
5. Scream random words without anybody noticing it’s you
6. Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
7. Ask your professor personal questions
8. Every time the professor finishes talking clap
9. Eat paper
10. Talk very fast
11. Call the professor “Mom” or “Dad”
12. Count your hair
13. Talk with an accent
14. Answer questions in a different language
15. Fake spasms
16. Pretend to be scared of everything
17. Draw cartoon characters of your classmates or of the professors
18. Quote Family Guy
19. Write out plan on how to conquer the world
20. Pretend to Choke
21. Pretend to be drunk
22. Tap your feet on the ground loudly
23. Raise your hand for every question your teacher asks you but answer “oh i forgot”
24. Pretend to slip
25. Wink at the teacher
26. Wink at random people
27. Smack your thigh and smile at the people who look at you
28. Smile the whole lesson
29. When the teacher enters the room give a low bow
30. Pretend to sleep and snore loudly
31. Drop your pen and say “accio”
32. Ask your teacher where the potions room is
33. Ask the teacher where he/she is
34. Fake Fart Sounds
35. Ask the teacher for his/her phone number
36. Spill you pencil case/box on the floor
37. Pretend to be sick
38. Pretend to have photographic memory
39. Fake flashbacks
40. Tell people “I’m Pregnant”
41. Ask out the teacher
42. Repeat movie lines
43. Pretend you are Harry Potter and your scar hurts
44. Sing your favourite song
45. Twitter the whole lesson
46. Pretend to be Indian
47. Write a love note to the teacher
48. Talk to yourself
49. Snort Eraser dust
50. When the teacher enters the room Scream “next”
51. When the Teacher enters the room ask for a refund
52. On your assignments write very small or extremely big
53. Act like a nerd
54. Pull a “Michael Jackson”
55. Put some red ink on a ruler, then slash your wrists with it so people think you cut yourself
56. Talk in slang
57. Get into a fight with yourself
58. Pretend you are a gangster
59. Pretend you are high
60. Bring a bag of flour to school and on your desk make lines of flour and attempt to snort them
61. Once the teacher enters the room get the whole class to sing the national anthem
62. Act high
63. Stare at one object in the classroom for one lesson
64. Rate the teacher
65. Pretend you are “Susan Boyle” and sing “I Dream a Dream
66. Touch a Plug and pretend to get electrocuted
67. Fart
68. Sleep
69. Make odd animal noises
70. Act like an undercover spy
71. Write down everything the teacher says while repeating what they say
72. Laugh Stupidly for no reason
73. Act as if you were blind
74. Sit on the floor and beg for money
75. Think of the best excuses for being late/ not handing in your homework
76. Lick your stationary seductively while staring at a person
77. Begin Cussing at your self
78. Talk in gangster rap
79. Challenge your teacher to a rap battle
80. Pretend to chew gum
81. Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”
82. Write a love note and leave it on the chair when you change period
83. Play an air guitar
84. Throw paper airplanes
85. Say random facts about people
86. Go up to someone you have never talked to before then tell them “i have this problem for years now i can’t take it anymore”
87. Narrate your life
88. Beat box
89. Whistle at random things
90. Count random things
91. Pass notes to people you have no interest in
92. Ask personal details about people you would never have talked to
93. Play your favorite song in your head
94. Think of what the teacher’s life was like
95. Rhyme the last words of everybody’s sentences
96. Play paper football
97. Search in your bag/binder for things you don’t have
98. Attempt to Find Nemo
99. Take some take and give yourself a waxing
100. Find a better thing to do than find 100 things to do when bored

How to pass time in reading vacation !!!!!

google your friends
google yourself
google your address
Look for loosee changee
start a family tree
comment on this tipe of silly blogs
play truth or dare by yourself. lol. have fun with this one
experiment with new makeup/hair styles

For those of you using Windows, do the following:

1.) Open an empty notepad file

2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)

3.) Save it as whatever you want.

4.) Close it, and re-open it.

is it just a really weird bug? :-??

How to Pass Time in Class

• Get to class and be well behaved* This will make sure that your teacher won't be keeping an eye on you.

• Find a pencil and a sharpener Get a friend who also has a pencil and a sharpener and check that they are the same length. Mark on the pencils a line that is 1cm from the top (where the eraser is) and get sharpening! The first one to get to the 1cm mark wins! This game is good because it is silent.

• Find a pen and get melting*! If you are in science and near a heat source (bunsen burner, lightbulb) get a pen and hold it there. It is fascinating to watch it melt and if you slam it onto the table whilst it is cooling, it will look like the pen is melting into the table- AND you can balance it up.

• Balance the pen that you just melted It can be quite time-consuming to try and balance the pen that you melted or any pen!

• Listen to the teacher Yes, it is boring but that is the way lots of people pass time in class.

• Leave the classroom

• Draw a picture (try if you have drawing app in cell phone and then send all via Bluetooth)

• When the announcements start stand up and yell "It's the voices again!"
• Ask the teacher if you can make a photocopy of an important paper. Chances are the teacher will insist on making it themselves. This will give your class a few minutes to goof around.
• Find out how much Bluetooth devices are on and try to connect with them 
  
  

How to Pass Time During Long Car Rides

Everyone loves a road trip. You roll down the window to feel the breeze in your hair, turn up the radio to your favorite song and sing every word. Then it starts to rain and up go the windows. Your station has lost signal and now you have just been detoured to who knows where. Here are a few tips to help make your road trip something to remember, instead of something you want to forget.

1

Listen to the radio. Satellite radio is excellent for long road trips because you won't lose signal as you move from territory to territory and it offers a huge variety of music and talk.

2

Bring your favorite CDs, maybe even some of your not-so-favorite CDs, depending on how long the car ride is going to be.

3

Read a book or magazine. Make sure you are able to tolerate reading and riding in a moving vehicle at the same time. You might even want to bring a book or brochure about your destination and read aloud to the driver. A long car ride also provides an opportunity to work on crossword puzzles, word searches or Sudoku.

4

Watch a DVD. Whether you have a DVD player built right into your vehicle, or you bring a portable player with you, movies definitely help to pass the time. If you have a good battery, you can also watch movies on a laptop computer.

5

Take naps. You don't want to sleep the entire trip because after all getting there is half the fun. Plus, if you're sleeping the whole time the poor driver is bored out of his mind and could even fall asleep himself.

6

Snack on foods that don't make a big mess. Chips or other dry foods are your best bet. You don't want to eat anything that can stain the upholstery or anything with a foul odor. Be sure to limit your drink intake otherwise you will be stopping for a restroom break every few miles, making your trip even longer.

7

Play games. "I Spy" is an old classic that just about everyone knows how to play.

8

Switch drivers every couple of hours. This way everybody can get a chance to take a nap, watch a movie or read. Keeping one driver the entire trip is great for the passenger, but think of that poor soul behind the wheel for hours upon end, not able to put up their feet or rest their eyes.

Feeling little bored....nothing to do.... Try these

1. Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.
2. Make blank calls to your Boss.
3. Send mails from lotus notes (outlook) to your internet mail (and immediately get to the internet and see who reaches first, you or your mail?) and read them there, and note down the time they take to reach
there. Then do vice versa!!
4. Rearrange the furniture, i.e. flick someone else's chair just to irritate him/her.
5. Count your fingers (and toes if you still get bored).
6. Watch other people changing their facial expressions while working and try changing your expressions also.
7. Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by asking silly doubts.
8. Make faces at strangers in office.
9. Have a two hour lunch; it's a big social occasion.
10. Learn to whistle.
11. Revise last week's newspaper.
12. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.
13. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.
14. Enhance your Literature skills. you can author "1001 innovative ways to waste your day" to help your colleagues
15. Pick up phone and dial non-existing nos.
16. Have work breaks in between tea.
17. Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at time.
18. For Win NT/95 users€¦.Move things to Recycle bin and restore them..Then repeat this process.
19. Look at someone & try to imagine how (s)he might have looked when (s)he was 5 years old.
20. Make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided and take a nap.