Thursday, June 2, 2011

100 ways to pass time in boreing class.........

  1. Devise a secret code with your friends then hand in the homework in that code
  2. Continually ask questions so that the professor can’t give homework
  3. Answer the teacher’s questions in slow motion
  4. Answer questions only with one word
  5. Scream random words without anybody noticing it’s you
  6. Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
  7. Ask your professor personal questions
  8. Every time the professor finishes talking clap
  9. Eat paper
  10. Talk very fast
  11. Call the professor “Mom” or “Dad”
  12. Count your hair
  13. Talk with an accent
  14. Answer questions in a different language
  15. Fake spasms
  16. Pretend to be scared of everything
  17. Draw cartoon characters of your classmates or of the professors
  18. Quote Family Guy
  19. Write out plan on how to conquer the world
  20. Pretend to Choke
  21. Pretend to be drunk
  22. Tap your feet on the ground loudly
  23. Raise your hand for every question your teacher asks you but answer “oh i forgot”
  24. Pretend to slip
  25. Wink at the teacher
  26. Wink at random people
  27. Smack your thigh and smile at the people who look at you
  28. Smile the whole lesson
  29. When the teacher enters the room give a low bow
  30. Pretend to sleep and snore loudly
  31. Drop your pen and say “accio”
  32. Ask your teacher where the potions room is
  33. Ask the teacher where he/she is
  34. Fake Fart Sounds
  35. Ask the teacher for his/her phone number
  36. Spill you pencil case/box on the floor
  37. Pretend to be sick
  38. Pretend to have photographic memory
  39. Fake flashbacks
  40. Tell people “I’m Pregnant”
  41. Ask out the teacher
  42. Repeat movie lines
  43. Pretend you are Harry Potter and your scar hurts
  44. Sing your favourite song
  45. Twitter the whole lesson
  46. Pretend to be Indian
  47. Write a love note to the teacher
  48. Talk to yourself
  49. Snort Eraser dust
  50. When the teacher enters the room Scream “next”
  51. When the Teacher enters the room ask for a refund
  52. On your assignments write very small or extremely big
  53. Act like a nerd
  54. Pull a “Michael Jackson”
  55. Put some red ink on a ruler, then slash your wrists with it so people think you cut yourself
  56. Talk in slang
  57. Get into a fight with yourself
  58. Pretend you are a gangster
  59. Pretend you are high
  60. Bring a bag of flour to school and on your desk make lines of flour and attempt to snort them
  61. Once the teacher enters the room get the whole class to sing the national anthem
  62. Act high
  63. Stare at one object in the classroom for one lesson
  64. Rate the teacher
  65. Pretend you are “Susan Boyle” and sing “I Dream a Dream
  66. Touch a Plug and pretend to get electrocuted
  67. Fart
  68. Sleep
  69. Make odd animal noises
  70. Act like an undercover spy
  71. Write down everything the teacher says while repeating what they say
  72. Laugh Stupidly for no reason
  73. Act as if you were blind
  74. Sit on the floor and beg for money
  75. Think of the best excuses for being late/ not handing in your homework
  76. Lick your stationary seductively while staring at a person
  77. Begin Cussing at your self
  78. Talk in gangster rap
  79. Challenge your teacher to a rap battle
  80. Pretend to chew gum
  81. Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”
  82. Write a love note and leave it on the chair when you change period
  83. Play an air guitar
  84. Throw paper airplanes
  85. Say random facts about people
  86. Go up to someone you have never talked to before then tell them “i have this problem for years now i can’t take it anymore”
  87. Narrate your life
  88. Beat box
  89. Whistle at random things
  90. Count random things
  91. Pass notes to people you have no interest in
  92. Ask personal details about people you would never have talked to
  93. Play your favorite song in your head
  94. Think of what the teacher’s life was like
  95. Rhyme the last words of everybody’s sentences
  96. Play paper football
  97. Search in your bag/binder for things you don’t have
  98. Attempt to Find Nemo
  99. Take some take and give yourself a waxing
  100. Find a better thing to do than find 100 things to do when bored

104 comments:

  1. this helped me pass time in class

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    1. reading this helped me pass time in sexED

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    2. how did you pass time in class when you were on thanksgiving break.

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    3. All I did was read it and by the time I was done the bell rang.

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    4. I used the "wink at teacher" and the teacher srsly kissed me!!

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    5. Yar I have much boring classes in these day so what I can do

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  2. reading this helped me pass the time by just reading it

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  3. just reading this made me pass time in DS ( directed study AKA study hall )

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  4. Same here it passed like 10 minutes thanks!

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  5. Same here it passed like 10 minutes thanks!

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  6. What do you mean by to pretend like an Indian?

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    1. Speak with indian accent and be wierd AF

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    2. 99% percent of my class is indian(in canada, me too)

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  7. This entertained me for a while if your sitting by a friend play truth or dare with them and use this as your dares!!!

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  9. *boring, mate I think u need to spend more time listening than getting distracted XD

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  10. Play a game if you are on a computer. (Sl4sh.io, Bonk.io)

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  11. this help...for just reading it and 9.eat paper? Funny af

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  12. I have a suggestion, if you have a jacket or shirt that has fur or is fuzzy, you can pull out the fuzz and throw it around. In my classes, everyone tries to catch it.

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  13. what does "pretend to be INDIAN" mean??

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    1. Hello Buddy,
      I think I can help you understand what he means my friend.

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  14. You spelled tape wrong, sorry i'm a bit of a grammar kind of person.

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    1. *spelt* not 'spelled'. sorry, just using correct grammar.

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    2. Actually, both would work.

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  15. But this, is the motherload of all passing time.

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  16. I'm most certainly going to be doing a lot of these on Monday to get on the nerves of a teacher i don't like. Especially the harry potter related ones.

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  17. This passed time for me

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  18. lmfao i love you. thank youuuu

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  19. THIS PASSED ME TIME IN SCHOOL THX MAN YOU DID A LOT FOR ME :) :) :) :) :) :)

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  20. we have a god among us xD thank you tho rly

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    1. among u- tf u talkin about LOL

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    2. Thats rude!!







      And i ahhhhhredugbfmjghutj

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  21. lol this got me through this class... well only half theres still an hour left unfortunately

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  22. there's 15 minutes left i'm soooo boreddd

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  23. just reading this helped me pass through sexED

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    1. Thats pretty hot. (No homo though)

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    2. i am in 3 grade but that toetly HOT by Aaron

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  24. Reading articles like this helps me pass time in boring classes.

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  25. this helped me pass time just by reading it

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  26. This did work though. I'm just too chicken to do half of them. But you can also play "Google Snake" and try to beat your highscore. There are other games beneath it too

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  27. Or you can just peel glue off your hands :/

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  28. I passed time in Youth Leadership. It is boring AF

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  29. Grab someone's pencil and make it your precious

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  30. i´m in I.S.S. it just feels like the time is staying the same nothing is working, i tried counting the cars outside my window but nothing is working.

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  31. heeeellppppppp. this class is so BORRRINGGG.

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  32. im in scince class and my teacher doesnt really like my class

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  33. Number 55 is really insensitive and bad. That's not something to be joked about.

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  34. omg thanks this helped me pass like 10 mins of my time in math thx

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  35. i simply don't understand why people don't understand me i want to PASS TIME BEFORE AN ONLINE CLASS

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  36. Just hack youtube so u can watch it
    My friend did that in Elementary and we got utube

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  37. juts staying up to date i made 101 read cooments

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  38. i made 101 read comments this is Aaron Burgess

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  39. Aaron Burgess hear meame dad life aint fire. mom it only fire if you give anething you love the most.

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  40. to a kid Aaron cant finih sentece

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  41. why do you have to scroll all the way to the bottom to make a comment? LOL em, i passed 15 minutes reading all the comments and posting this lol

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  42. thanks, except im to chicken for most of this

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  43. bro 40 is soooooo fuunnnnnny even tough i cant do that one

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  44. I tryed yelling the LOOK SPIDERMAN and I got detention for 3 weeks

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  45. I did the "LOOK SPIDERMAN" one and they called my parents-

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